What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What is older than history?

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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