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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

womens rights.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A lot eh?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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