Micheal Curran...that is all.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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