- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

I'm going to Re-write History... History

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

hi charles lattuca III

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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