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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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