- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Daniel is a fag

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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