Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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