- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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