Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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