- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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