- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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