- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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