- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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