- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

noah is a scrub jungle

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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