Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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