What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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