What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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