A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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I don't get it

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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antijoke is the best website.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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