What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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