Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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