- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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