- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

An man walks to a bra

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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