- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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