Granny porn!

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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