- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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