- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What would u like to drink?

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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