- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

"Knock knock" Come in!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Robin get in the batmobile!

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Women's Rights

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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