- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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