Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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