- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

womens rights

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

what looks like a banana? a penis

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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