- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Women's rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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