- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

TIMMY

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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