- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A Duck walks into a bar.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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