cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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