- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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