What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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one stop shop

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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