So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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