joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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