Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Yanter, Look it up

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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