- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Get up Look in the mirror

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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