How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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A man did not like this site

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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