- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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