- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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