Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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