Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Frontbut-

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Dumbledore dies.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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9/11 my birthday

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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