- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

knock knock go away!!!

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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