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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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