- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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