The FCC

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What happened to the fish? It drowned

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

you see theres this guy.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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