Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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