why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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