- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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