Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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