What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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