What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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