Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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