- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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