- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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