Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Hello penis

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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kieran is a homosexual

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every cloud has a silver lining

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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