Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Why? Because.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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