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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Guess what? I like trains.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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