What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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