Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's 2+2? Fish

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

12 niqqa 12.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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