What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

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