- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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