- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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