Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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