How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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