- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What does two plus two equal? 4

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

what's white and sticky semen

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