What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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woman's rights

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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