- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What rhymes with milk...milf

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

ure mama's so fat

Nero, sure you are okay?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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