- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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