What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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