- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious ?

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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