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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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