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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

what is 3+3= 8

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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