- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

This is an anti- joke

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Grace Ackerson

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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