- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why so serious ?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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