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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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