Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Antijokes...

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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