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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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