women's rights.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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deez nuts

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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