- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

eoin burgin is fat

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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