Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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womens rights

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What is my name? I dont know

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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